The 1998 Saturn SL1: A lesson in self love and ambiguity

Filed under: a group of folks,slice,thoughts @ 15:42

Or as I refer to my car: my pimped out, sexed up, undone, tricked out little ’98 SL1 that unpimps, out sexes and in general does up everything else on the road.

Of course, not everyone views my ride in the same way. Last night, Jeff tricked me into admitting that Love (pronounce à la Barry White) was not included standard, and that my car was “all about self serve”. I think I was trying to say that car’s lady magnet was capable of being ramped up to any strength, but that that strength was entirely dependent on the car’s owner and driver. Clearly, however, it came out as “I masturbate a lot in my car”.

Think before you speak.



    […] Turn on your headlights, Saturn Filed under: random, cars @ 11:55 Old timers of this site will recall that I own a 1998 Saturn SL1. As most people know, Saturns have daytime running lights in between the main headlights (earning the cars the nickname of “cyclops” to some). […]

    Ivan 01.16.2007 @ 10:13

    i love my moms saturns yaaaaaaa!!!! they are way faster than honda civic ha ha.

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