Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh GMAIL!
<function key>Da-nuh, Da-nu-nuh, Daaaaaaah nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-nuh.</function key>
A lady, likely from montana, whom I can only assume is both beautiful and intelligent has invited me into what I will henceforth refer to as “The Gmail Glitterati”. I can’t imagine there is a single person reading this who is jealous (as, to the best of my knowledge, I’m the only person reading this), but, thankfully, my happiness is not contingent on the envy of others.
It is, however, contingent on me gloating, regardless of whether or not anyone notices (or cares). So: ha! Sukah.
