04.17.2005

Damn you Bryan Adams

Filed under: a group of folks,music,slice @ 16:50

I’ve always hated Bryan Adams’ music. “Everything I Do”, “This Side of Paradise”, and (I loathe writing it down) “Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman”, suck. I tried to think of a more diplomatic way to put it, or even something a bit more intellectual and substantive. But “sucks” is really the best way to express the way in which I detest his music.

Dixie informed me today that “Summer of ’69″ is a Bryan Adams song. Man that’s an awesome song; I always thought it was Bon Jovi.

I honestly don’t know how to move forward in my life knowing what I do now. Bryan Adams, the putrescent archon of pappy crap, wrote “Summer of ’69″, a mid-eighties musical and lyrical work of genius.

My entire world has collapsed.

62 Comments »

  1.  
    Adam Lee 09.18.2008 @ 19:40

    aren’t you going to delete comment #41?

  2.  
    Arpan 10.06.2008 @ 09:50

    Man, really this is too much. Who the hell suggests that Bryan Adams should be banned or sucks, is a fucking retard. I love each and every song of his. I would like to proclaim myself as his greatest fan.
    I can’t pass a day without his songs. He is such a great artist. And Bon Jovi sings a whole different than Bryan. I could tell a Bryan Adams song from twelve miles away. His songs are just sooooooooo melodious. Anyone should think zillion times before derogating such a great artist.

  3.  
    Manindar 10.12.2008 @ 00:55

    Anyone who dislikes bryan’s music is simply retarded….i would not go a day without hearing his songs……I have almost 100% of his songs…..been in his concerts twice….again anyone who hates his music doesn’t have any essence of music at all….BRYAN ADAMS U rock dude…your latest album “11″ is a masterpiece…love your music!!! Keep Rocking \m/

  4.  
    Manindar 10.12.2008 @ 00:59

    by the way….I sing almost 99% of his songs….no fan of his comes close to me when it comes to “who’s his biggest fan”….

    PS….I do a decent job with his songs!!

  5.  
    Trish 10.12.2008 @ 16:30

    I agree with the majority in here, Bryan Adams is the best and puts on a fantastic concert! However as far as fans go, I am his number 1 fan !!! and still trying to make it on stage to sing “when you’re gone” with him…..keeping my fingers crossed when he comes to AZ in Dec.

  6.  
    zippyhead 12.31.2008 @ 10:00

    if you thought that summer of 69 was Bon Jovi you are a musical moron. end of story.

  7.  
    christopher wibberley 03.10.2009 @ 10:15

    bryan adams sucks but so does elvis.give me lew stones band anyday

  8.  
    christopher wibberley 03.10.2009 @ 10:36

    bryanadams has mental problems and theres no point of having singing lessons because hes already cracked all glass objects.

  9.  
    JM 04.07.2009 @ 23:10

    I don’t Bryan Adam’s music. I would go as far as to say I think it sucks. Many people love him. I’m not a fan though. So many better, more original canadian artists.

  10.  
    DN 10.22.2009 @ 15:44

    Bryan Adams is a selfish artist, much like many who have there songs removed from youtube.
    guess making a million per performance cannot supply their habits!!!

  11.  
    christopher wibberley 11.21.2009 @ 15:02

    i like king olivers jazz band

  12.  
    Marty 06.01.2010 @ 13:01

    Dude he sucks donkey balls….btw a question for his so-called fans on this blog…
    What genre is Adams’ music?

    I’m not even gonna wait for you to answer. Cause if I actually read a comment saying he’s hard rock, I’m gonna barf.

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